Text 2 Sep 63,475 notes

aurimynonys:

gardendwarf:

i like how when people say “i love couples with size difference” they mean tiny girls with waists so thin the large men they are dating can put their entire hand around them and by love i mean where the FUCK are my tiny vain princes and their huge muscular knight women who don’t put up with any of their shit and hoist them over their shoulders and walk off when they’re having a princely temper tantrum your all WEAK

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Text 2 Sep 495,144 notes

republicannibal:

piertotum-locomottor:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

water-music:

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Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

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it’s the cutest cup :3

i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

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Your cat bowl has nothing on my

Measuring cups

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u wanna go

have a taste of my cat teapot

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Bro, get a look at my

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Actual cat

Biatch please, I have a gang.

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It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

Video 2 Sep 134,790 notes

deducingtimeangel:

emilyissherlocked:

iou-one-jolly-time-vortex:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

learn your motherfucking princesses

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Text 1 Sep 23,088 notes

queenofthebeasties:

koschei-the-ginger:

linnealurks:

roughhewnends:

doctor who wishlist:

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and I want them to not be attracted to the Doctor for a change

classic who 

what you want is more classic who

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Photo 1 Sep 119,419 notes flaringyourgrace:

lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

#OH MY GOD#THEY SOLD HER A FUCKING WOLF#THATS SO GODDAMN DANGEROUS#WHAT THE HELL HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK UP THAT BADLY

They sold her a wolf. Where is this shelter??? I have a mighty need.

flaringyourgrace:

lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

They sold her a wolf. Where is this shelter??? I have a mighty need.

Audio 1 Sep 182,377 notes

reverseracist:

shaylarosay:

 Rihanna - Diamonds (Acoustic)

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handsdown the best version of diamonds ever yep nothing compares

Wow. I didn’t know she could actually sing.

"billy goat from Barbados" my ass 

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Photo 1 Sep 16,106 notes notcuddles:

vixyish:

yondamoegi:

dreamsofjade:

hoganddice:

captkylej:

themaskednegro:

bowiesnippleantennae:

whatarefrogs:

JonTron just linked this image as an example of how men are stereotyped and exploited in video games I’m literally laughing out loud holy shit

for anyone who still doesn’t get it notice the background please

Fun fact: topless slave girls are COLLECTIBLES in this game.

See, the problem is that the guys objectification is empowering. You’re empowered because you’re taking advantage of the other objectified people.

Also, can my followers who like guys please comment on whether or not they find this guy sexually attractive?

nah, too much muscle. Muscle is hard… I want something soft to rest my head on! :P the only guy that i’ve ever been attracted to who has looked like this is Jason Momoa. 

I personally like muscles. I adore them. They fascinate me.
But this Conan doesn’t look sexually attractive. He looks like he’s gonna kill me - he’s intimidating and forceful. I’d better stay away from him.
If he looked like this
I’d say “Well, hello sexy.”
Objectification and sexualization don’t really depend on character’s looks, even if they use it to objectificate and sexualize. They depend on character’s purpose and agency.
A girl character can run around with her titties exposed but still could be not sexualized.

Just my 2 cents

ALL OF THIS.

People who think that men are routinely objectified are, apparently, literally too stupid to understand the term. 
Objectified: MADE LIKE AN OBJECT.  HAVING NO WILL OR AGENCY TO ENACT CHANGES IN THE WORLD AROUND THEM.  BEING USED AND MANIPULATED AND ACTED ON BY OTHER PEOPLE IN THE SAME WAY AS AN OBJECT.
Nudity is a symptom of that, not the fucking criteria. 
There are examples of male objectification but it’s usually really specifically and consciously done (at least in Western media). The best example I can think of is the way the first season of Spartacus treats the gladiators and how the Roman women interact with them. 

notcuddles:

vixyish:

yondamoegi:

dreamsofjade:

hoganddice:

captkylej:

themaskednegro:

bowiesnippleantennae:

whatarefrogs:

JonTron just linked this image as an example of how men are stereotyped and exploited in video games I’m literally laughing out loud holy shit

for anyone who still doesn’t get it notice the background please

Fun fact: topless slave girls are COLLECTIBLES in this game.

See, the problem is that the guys objectification is empowering. You’re empowered because you’re taking advantage of the other objectified people.

Also, can my followers who like guys please comment on whether or not they find this guy sexually attractive?

nah, too much muscle. Muscle is hard… I want something soft to rest my head on! :P the only guy that i’ve ever been attracted to who has looked like this is Jason Momoa. 

I personally like muscles. I adore them. They fascinate me.

But this Conan doesn’t look sexually attractive. He looks like he’s gonna kill me - he’s intimidating and forceful. I’d better stay away from him.

If he looked like this

I’d say “Well, hello sexy.”

Objectification and sexualization don’t really depend on character’s looks, even if they use it to objectificate and sexualize. They depend on character’s purpose and agency.

A girl character can run around with her titties exposed but still could be not sexualized.

Just my 2 cents

ALL OF THIS.

People who think that men are routinely objectified are, apparently, literally too stupid to understand the term. 

Objectified: MADE LIKE AN OBJECT.  HAVING NO WILL OR AGENCY TO ENACT CHANGES IN THE WORLD AROUND THEM.  BEING USED AND MANIPULATED AND ACTED ON BY OTHER PEOPLE IN THE SAME WAY AS AN OBJECT.

Nudity is a symptom of that, not the fucking criteria. 

There are examples of male objectification but it’s usually really specifically and consciously done (at least in Western media). The best example I can think of is the way the first season of Spartacus treats the gladiators and how the Roman women interact with them. 

Text 1 Sep 72,948 notes

the-sharpie-klepto:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

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Video 1 Sep 19,749 notes

vvhorebag:

postllimit:

bulbatsar:

THIS ISN’T NEWS

THIS ISN’T NEWS

THIS ISN’T NEWS

SHE WAS HAVING A C H I L D

breaking news: woman carrying another human inside her gets bigger than usual, has cravings for junk food


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